INTRO
LL: It's dead out there boys.
No one's dancing, people are leaving
and platform 2 is empty.
Who do we have back here:
Billy, Johnny, Cheyne.
No, no, no. Where's the new guy,
Country-boy, Lance.
Lance: Yes Sir.
LL: Here's your chance. You ready?
Lance: I dunno, I've... shucks,
I've never danced in front of anyone
in my underwear before.
LL: Well you look ripe and ready to me.
Lance: Yippee Ki Yay
LL: What size you wear, Lance?
Lance: I believe I wear a size 4.
LL: Perfect, Go!
Lance: Yeee haw
Lance, Lance, Lance,
Give me a chance.
Been watching you dance
In your size 4 hot pants.
Lance, Lance, Lance,
I’ll take a chance.
A first-glance-love-trance
Take you to France.
Lance, Lance, Lance,
Let’s take a chance.
What’s your stance
On a disco romance?
Lance, Lance, Lance,
I’ll take a chance.
Been watching you dance
In your size 4 hot pants.
Go-Go Boy, Go-Go Boy...
Go-Go Boy, Go-Go Boy...
Good God, Baby blow my mind.
You got me thinking
that you’re just my kind.
The way you move,
Your attitude.
Sexed-up groove,
Holy beatitude.
Oooh Hot-cheeks
My knees are weak.
But don’t speak
You might blow my freak (Freak-freak).
In demand, this I understand.
Got a hundo in my hand
For your lap dance, Lance.
Lance, Lance, Lance,
Give me a chance.
Been watching you dance
In your size 4 hot pants.
Lance, Lance, Lance,
I’ll take a chance.
A first-glance-love-trance
Take you to France.
Lance, Lance, Lance,
Let’s take a chance.
What’s your stance
On a disco romance?
Lance, Lance, Lance,
I’ll take a chance.
Been watching you dance
In your size 4 hot pants.
Count the dollars,
Baby, after your show.
My number’s on the twenty,
Honey, Let’s go.
But don’t change
Out your western suit -
Hat & spurs,
Red cowboy boots.
Chorus... Repeat
Yippee-Ki-Yay
Yippee-Ki-Yi-Yo.
You’ll find me waiting
By the club’s back door... Repeat
Last dance.
My last chance.
Love trance.
Come on Lance... Repeat
credits
from Human Touch,
released April 1, 2009
Written, Arranged, Composed & Performed by Ladyluxe
Intro: David Clark Smith as "Lance"
Produced & Mixed by Producer Babes
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